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Paula Deening

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."
by pluffdad January 10, 2013
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paula deen

The most lovely lady one could ever hope to spend time with.
Star of "Paula Deen's home cooking" on the food network.
Mother of two grossies.
Chef who makes tasty treats that are bound to kill your heart.
Paula Deen: Hey y'all, I'm Paula Deen!

Paula Deen: Ahleev Ole!
by Paula Deen August 21, 2006
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Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.
The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.
by 711kid January 29, 2012
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De-Paula Deen It

To De-Paula Deen It is to try to mask a deep southern accent in hopes of appearing more intelligent vs. a dumb redneck.
Abby finally became more successful in life when she finally learned to de-paula deen it and drop the "oh hey y'all".
by rachel_atlrocks July 1, 2009
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Paula Deen of butter

Four pounds of butter. Paula Deen is known for using massive amounts of butter in her recipes, and since there are four sticks of butter in a pound of butter, there are four pounds of butter in a Paula Deen of butter.
To butter poach an entire chicken you need to first melt a Paula Deen of butter in a medium sauce pan.
by GiddyUpATX June 22, 2012
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The Paula Deen

Insert a frozen stick of butter into your partner during foreplay. When they start dripping, commence coitus.
I brought a tinder date over and gave her The Paula Deen.
by Elton John's Fanny Pack December 21, 2014
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Paula Deen macaroni

Hey bitch boy, you serven up some of fat Paula Deen macaroni niggaaaaaaaa
by RkoIsLife1738 November 1, 2020
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