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The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period
by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021
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Patrick Bateman

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.
by anakinsaber July 8, 2022
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Patrick Bateman finish

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.
by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007
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patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.
by j leafy November 29, 2016
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a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.

It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."

Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"

These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
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This word means you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz
Do you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz?

End your life
by combobunga2020tony09 September 27, 2023
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Patrick Barlow

Patrick Barlow has really nice boobs. He likes to fiddle with the boys in the bathroom and show his peen to little boys. He is a natural blonde but went ranga for his ranga gumma. He is very good at drawing naked men and I don't know why...
by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 June 1, 2020
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