pothead

Someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.

John: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Pothead: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
John: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Pothead: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
John: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Pothead: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
John: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Pothead: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"

by Rupert S. Pottingham January 21, 2006

pothead professional

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.

I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.

by DiggityDank February 18, 2006

pothead philosophers

Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.

We are just pothead philosophers with no type of studious background whatsoever.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Pethead Meetup

The necessary get together of the Pethead family before and after a Pet Shop Boys show.
The getting together of old and new fans of Pet Shop Boys.

“Where is the Pethead Meetup?”

by LeZazous August 12, 2018

pothead

one who misses their International flight to Amsterdam because they stopped off to smoke a bowl first

My friend Rosen... is a pothead!

by Mike L. February 22, 2005

potheadism

(poe-theed-izm) the ways of those people known as "potheads" (pronounced "poe-theeds") which is to live for snowflakes and to never deny them

hey man, your still living in that potheadism?

by Snowflake Master Luis May 10, 2009

pothead

a person who when not even smoking pot still shows affects that he has, and will in the next 24 hours.

damn look at that pothead. His eyes are almost closed shut.

by wicked March 28, 2004