Paternity Fraud

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

Pavera

The condition of having the extreme giggles. It comes from the word "pavo" meaning turkey, so a person with the pavera is laughing so hard that they sound like a gobbling turkey. Used in parts of Puerto Rico.

Jajajajajaja I'm getting the pavera!!

I have the pavera!

by Luz la Boricua December 2, 2010

Paetra

A Paetra is a kind person. She can have a temper, so don't get on her bad side. But if you do happen to be a friend. you are a pretty lucky person. She is accepting, beutiful, smart and hilarious. She probably has red or dark hair. She doesn't see herself as amazing, even though she is. She is pretty and intelligant, but won't admit it. She is a special person you will never find a duplicate of.

person 1- "I wish I had a best friend"
person 2- "find yourself a Paetra. You will never be dissapointed."

by Vicky Kurt June 29, 2011

paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

Pteranodon

A pterosaur from the cretaceous period. It isn't a fucking dinosaur.

Moron: My favorite dinosaur is Pteranodon
Me: Kicks his ass

by Fricctionaryo September 9, 2018

putera

He always happy . Can make others smile and laugh . When he likes someone , he don't show that he want her . Every girl that he like , they never like him .

Ouh you're like Putera .

Come be my Putera .

by hatebyeverybody December 27, 2016

Panteralyzed

temporary paralysis caused by vicious headbanging to Pantera songs.

Nathan was Panteralyzed after headbanging maniacally to a live version of 'Domination.'

by TwatCop May 14, 2007