Patchwork Boyfriend

Piecing together a boyfriend by means of multiple partners. One gives it up on the reg, one actually spends money on you by taking you on dates, and one fills the everyday needs of hanging out or companionship. When combined, you have the perfect man. (In the ideal situation, the individual components don't know about the others). **This term can also be flipped and used to reference a piecemeal girlfriend.

Hey Mary, what did you get into last night? I tried calling you.

John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!

Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!

by RaggedyA December 15, 2010

Patchou

Name of a software developer mainly known for creating Messenger Plus!, an add-on for MSN Messenger. Friendly to his users despite the bad comments some of them make because of the sponsor program he distributes with his software.

Patchou is the developer of Messenger Plus!

by Mark A. December 28, 2005

patchwork family

A new family made up from the remnants of divorced families.
Similar to the definition of a patchwork car. This term is used (in English) in German speaking countries.

Those newly-weds make a nice patchwork family. He brought his two daughters into the marriage, and she has a son from her first husband.

by Hal2 February 12, 2009

patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

by Lucy October 22, 2004

Pachow

A word that can be used for any given reason at any given time.

Very much like the word pie, it can answer any question, break awkward silences and can be used as an exclamation of joy, among other things...

Variations: Pachowie

Example 1
-awkward silence-
Person 1: Pachow!!!
Person 2: Erm... What?
Person 1: Yep... That's right... Pachow.

Example 2
Person 1: Yeah!!! Pachow!!!

Example 3
Person 1: What is the numerical value of pi?
Person 2: Pachow...
Person 1: lol what?

-end of question-

by Danimono December 17, 2011

Petchow

A trademark for a brand of rat poison. It's so strong, it'll instantly kill any animal bigger than any rat you'll ever see.

Yikes! It's a rat! Get the Petchow! PRONTO!

by Hank Petchow November 29, 2003

Pachowned

A word used to exemplify victory in any sense, which include video games, or merely answering a question correctly.

*Headshot in COD* "Dude I just pachowned you"

"Teacher: what is 3-2 = ?

Student: 1

Teacher: That is correct

Student: PACHOWNEEEED!"

by yazyazyaz January 18, 2011