Internet Pathogen

In·ter·net Pa·tho·gen
n.

Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.

You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.

by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

by Lucy October 22, 2004

pathogen

A pathogen is an organizm , a virus, or a protein that causes disease

There is a pathogen in my body that is causing me to have the flu.

Don't worry your immune system will take care of that

by I'm da bomb bihh September 20, 2016

Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.

Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?

by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007

patchouli

A pungent scented oil usually worn by those who live an alternative or bohemian lifestyle. ie:Artist, musicians hippies, bikers, punkrockers etc.

"What is that wild smell?" "It's patchouli."

by mobtownlove August 27, 2006

patchouli soap

The ultimate oxy-moron.
The idea is that you wash yourself with the aforementioned soap to imbibe yourself with a fresh patchouli scent.
But seriously, a hippie, bathing? Ha

"NO, NO," said the hippie. "BACK AWAY WITH THE PATCHOULI SOAP."

by oblivion July 29, 2004

patchouli

Used throughout the 60's and 70's not just as an excuse not to bathe, as some people claim, but to cover the scent of Smoke, Drink and Drugs on clothing.

"Shit dude you smell like weed!"

"I'll get the patchouli oil"

by Nock_1259 September 2, 2008