pastorama

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Pastorbate

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

by The Action. August 23, 2011

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019

pastorbator

An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.

After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.

by MCK73 February 10, 2014

Pistoriachor

The smell of baking.

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

by CJ1326 November 27, 2021

Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

Pastorbating

Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.

The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.

by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008