Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

Pastor McMurtry by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

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Pastor Maldonado

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

Pastor Maldonado by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

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pastor jackson

A Brummie slang term from Birmingham UK for a gay male who is very effective at passing as a heterosexual male

Is David gay?, No he is more of a pastor jackson kind of guy.

pastor jackson by VictoryForCake January 23, 2020

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Pastor Wilson

Cunnilingus that is so lit, it makes you speak in tongues and sing praises to the Lord.

My girl was acting up so I hit her with some of that Pastor Wilson last night. Now she washing, cooking, and cleaning twice a day for a nigga.

Pastor Wilson by Lick It Before You Stick It October 19, 2019

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