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Louis Pasteur

Da guy who invented the Pasteurization process and studied germs and without whom we would not have Rabies Vaccinations. He Pwns.
Rabies shots were invented by Louis Pasteur
by Nukemoose October 11, 2006
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pasterd

A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!
That boy over there is such a pasterd!
by Handlehand February 16, 2018
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Copy and Paster

A Roblox girl that has toxic behaviour. Usually has the man pack combined with the woman pack and /e dances on the slenders
Copy and Paster: hey 6addy
by yayaufh November 1, 2020
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Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.
Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
by tekboi94 February 22, 2011
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pastarru

"I love Pastarru's work!"
by Rollimere January 29, 2018
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poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.
Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Pasteurbation

noun

1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.

2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.

3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.
After receiving blue balls from his girlfriend, Jon resorted to pasteurbation when he realized he ran out of lotion.

After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.
by BulldogNelly June 20, 2012
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