pastafarianism

paw-stah-FAR-ee-an-ism n. the recent emergence of a well illustrated and expressed “belief” that all existence was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster through the use of its "noodly appendages."

Person A: "This hilarious and satirical movement (called pastafarianism) came about after the Kansas School Board moved to put spiritualist creationism on par with scientifically supported evolution in Kansas public schools."

Person B: "This movement/definition (of religion) lacks the necessary mention of its reliance upon supernatural authority and thus the inescapable role of faith, which has been defined as having the purpose of "giving credence to things that never happened."

Person C: "Of course, there's bias inherent in that definition as well but, suffice it to say; the primary role of faith is to demand that one ignore logic and suspend reason so as to accept things as true which violate proven laws of science and often have not a shred of supporting evidence."

by Little Miss Sunshine!! December 9, 2008

Pastafucker

A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.

Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?

Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.

by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012

Pastafarian

A pastafarian is a person dedicated to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages. Ramen

Pastafarians are great.

by amouna2 May 6, 2019

Pasteface

A female who overdoes makeup on her face, commonly slappers or plastics.

Guy 1 : "You seen how much makeup she puts on her face!? She's a proper pasteface!"

by Dodgeriguez January 23, 2009

pastamancer

If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.

With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

pandaface

A totally sweet/rad little chica who's utterly adorable and somewhat resembles and panda.

"Annie (very cute girl) your such a pandaface. I luv u!"

by PirateWenchesandTacogasms October 4, 2007

Pastafareinism

A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism

Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009