parsnip

The female form of man parts.

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"

by TerryO April 16, 2006

Alan Parson's Project

The Alan Parsons Project were a 1970s-80s group founded by Alan Parsons (previously best known as an engineer and producer of groups and singers as diverse as Pink Floyd, Al Stewart and Pilot) and Eric Woolfson, with a shifting line-up of instrumentalists and singers including Colin Blunstone, John Miles, Steve Harley, Lenny Zakatek and Pilot's Iain Bairnson and David Paton. Their albums are all concept-based but eschew the pretentiousness of prog-rock in favour of a more radio-friendly approach, their stated aim being to create music that lends itself equally to headphone and background listening.

"You Don't Believe by the Alan Parson's Project is a great track"
"Actually, they're called the Alan Parsons Project"

by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Dirty William Parsons

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

The Alan Parsons Project

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.

It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.

Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.

by Kiwi June 27, 2004

Parsinator

Soldier United States Army. Last name is Parsley, one of the baddest dudes to walk the planet.

When it gets tough we will just call on the Parsinator to make a mess of things.

by epars001 March 30, 2009

parson's nose

the tail of a plucked chicken or turkey

Called the pope's nose by protestants and the sulton's nose by north africans, catholics call the rump of a chicken the parson's nose.

by ScottX January 14, 2007