Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

on parole

(adj) Out of prison before the end of the sentence, but still required to report regularly to the authorities.

Yo be on parole!

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Back door parole

Prison slang: To die in prison

''He got away by back door parole''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

jack rabbit parole

parole taken when you break out of jail.

"howd u get out?"
"Jack rabbit parole"

by Kansas April 8, 2005

on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 10, 2006

Back Door Parole

To die in prison.

He's got back door parole.

by Indominus Rex April 21, 2018