parkakafrakawak

the theorized outcome of Murphy's law that anything can happen will happen (as long as one of the variables is living.) joining 500 monkeys in a room of 500 typewriters for an indeterminate time will subsequently result in the word parkakafrakawak being typed upon at least one said typewriter.

Carrot Top: If you put 500 monkeys in a room full of typewriters, eventually one of them will spell the word, "parkakafrakawak!"

by krispykreemd May 15, 2008

Chalk Parlay

gambling term where a punter does a parlay with 2 or more huge favorites.

Pat is going all in with a 2 teamer Louisville -300 and UNC -300 chalk parlay.

by picoman March 30, 2009

Pakayoko

A widely know organized group of hoodlums that originated in west Poland.

Damn those Pakayoko boys got some real good shit.

by Zabolinio June 27, 2022

Cody Parkey

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

Alpaca Parka

The final form of RJ the Alpaca when winter is coming.

Jin: Alpaca paka alcapa alpaca al alca alcapa paca alpaca alpaca parka

by alpacaparka December 26, 2018