Meat Parka

Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.

"Damn look at that meat parka!"
Also see "Meat Vest"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Dick Parka

the covering of skin that surrounds the head of a penis when a man is uncircumcised.

bob:dude what is that?

john: man its my dick parka. it helps keep it warm.

by jimboy929 October 10, 2009

Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".

Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!

by tony July 23, 2014

Ozarka Parka

When a Male saran wraps ice to his penis. Thus adding to the parka effect to deed. Proceding the dick wrapage, the male inserts his penis into the vagina creating a chilling effect... this proves pleasurable for both parties.

Man, that ozarka parka i gave Becky last night was off the chain.

by A Town June 23, 2007

Jurassic Parka

A jacket so old it should be extinct, but isn't.

'Why are you still wearing that Jurassic parka? It doesn't even zip up any more!'

by pandora16 June 30, 2015

parka poker

Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.

Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron!

by guywargamer June 5, 2005

peta parka

Peta Parka Is the Jersey Ghetto Peter Parker, and he is the most boujee guy you will ever see

Peta Parka do be boujee doe

by SuperiorVenaCava March 26, 2021