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parfaiting

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.
That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.
by rabelais10 August 3, 2010
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parfait

The act of jizzing in a womans vagina while she is on her period, the semen and blood mix to resemble a delicious treat.
Beth was on her period so I gave her a parfait.
by nikedunks August 13, 2012
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parfait

adj. Similar to vanilla in the sense of ordinary, but generally used when describing a crowd of people whose emotions are all generic an similar. Like the parfait there are many layers to this scene, but generally they are all frozen and thus have the same taste.
Girl 1: Aww, this is such a cute picture of us.
Guy 1: Idk we all of our smiles look kind of forced.
Guy 2: Yeah we look so parfait.
by The Beard of Zeus March 9, 2007
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Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.
Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.
by nyjets63 March 4, 2009
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parfait

A mixture of 2 or more kinds of high quality bud.
Trying to match on a bowl of dank?
Nah let's make it 2 dank ass parfaits.
by Elbob August 11, 2010
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parfait cookie

the best cookie in cookie run, confirmed by devsisters
X: did you see the new cookie run character parfait cookie?
Y: yes! devsisters said shes the best chara
by keqings bf real August 17, 2021
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Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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