Palintarded

One who thinks the Earth is flat, Climate Change isnt real, Obama is a Muslim, Jesus hates Gays, incestuous rape is Gods will, and FOX really is Fair and Balanced tm.

I think my stepdad is Palintarded he keeps buying guns and taking about Kenyan Socialism

by GHM327 August 4, 2011

paynetarded

Level of retardation beyond the scope of rational thought.

John is so paynetarded he eats his own socks.

by Afloat in a boat August 23, 2011

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

Parktarded

Never remembering where one parked their car

the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car

by BGr54 January 26, 2010

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018