Patrece

Woman who is intelligent, gorgeous, kind, all in one. You can't get any better than this.

"Who you boo man?" "Patrece" "Damn son, you lucky something something something." "I know dude. She made me breakfast yesterday, and challenged me to a CoD Duel."

by Lean Juke October 3, 2012

parcel farce

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

by norman156 February 18, 2008

system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

song by the Amateur Transplants, (one of the funiest bands ever)making fun of drugs today

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break,
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ass.
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's fucking cheep and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison,
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson,
and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

by (-(-(-(- -)-)-)-) <--- Kirby Mafia November 2, 2007

Pareesa

a cool city gurl whom everybody loves. she is simply stunning and walks like a model. HIDE YOUR MEN GIRLS!!

ohh here comes a pareesa

by hellohello123457 August 22, 2011

pareezy

The act of hanging your penis outside of your trousers, either intentionally or not.

Once i forgot to zip up and I was pareezy all day long.

by potatohead69 April 11, 2004

Parechong

Slang or term used in the Philippines, it is an alternative for dude, or pare/pre (short slang for the word (friend) and in most cases, would be used together with those 2 words, and even more.

Usually those who came from colleges De La Salle University and Ateneo De Manila University use this

Person A: Sup, bro!
Person B: Wazzup, bro sis dude parechong!
Person A: Oh god, I sense cancer

by Onii-chan Senpai May 30, 2019