harry paratestes

sounds like hairy pair of testes

"is harry paratestes here? Do i have a harry paratestes?"

by mcdugan September 9, 2007

Parlamentied

A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.

So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.

by The Masked Thrower October 16, 2008

paratext

When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.

Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."

by AstroFox August 5, 2016

Blowing up Parliment

Something that, after viewing V for Vendetta, one may be inclined to talk about doing. Usually said person has no real political agenda, they just thought the movie scene was badass and would enjoy partaking in an equally cinematic experience. Though one may talk about blowing up Parliment, or even amass a group of people to do so, it is unlikely they will ever carry out their plans for fear of life in jail.

Tim saw V for Vendetta, and for a few days, he seemed preoccupied with the idea of blowing up Parliment. Upon eventually realizing that this action would not be as badass as in the movie and that it would ruin his life, Tim stopped recruiting people to fly to London and purchase C4 from the black market.

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009

parantention seeker

when a friend makes reference to something you've done, just so you bring up the fact that they are much more talented than you at that thing.

A- "that's a great photo man, what camera did you use?"
S- "man, you're just saying that so I can tell everyone about how you have a $2500 slr camera and got approached to be a photographer at someone's wedding because they saw one of your facebook albums and thought you were a professional. you are such a parantention seeker".

by Little Teddy Jarnts October 10, 2013

paratweet

a variation of the retweet; a tweet deemed worthy of repeating but paraphrased, usually to allow space for commentary on the original tweet; signified by the acronym PT; believed to have originated among Ann Arbor Twitterites

First, the Museum of Jurassic Technology is more amazing than I thought it could be. The bell wheel brought tears to my eyes.

PARATWEET below:

PT: 1st, MJT more rad than thought possible. Bell wheel -> tears.

by karlbarks July 13, 2009

parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019