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Paragon Prep

Crazy Prep School that prepares the paragon knights for high school, where kids actually like to learn and get extra credit for insulting teachers in Shakespearean, and get free slurpees, paint the latin room, clone things, sell stuff, write on windows and make things explode. and rename everything with the prefix para

THE BEST SCHOOL EVER
When we made dry ice bombs for a science lab, and then made ice cream.
paracare, parabus, parahold, paraprison, parastress, parapressure, parafun parabus,
Paragon Prep is my favorite school, though it does not feel like a school, especially all the latin stories.
by Paragirl June 25, 2009
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Paragon poverty

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It is the condition of living in poverty but to the extreme. It is a special kind of poverty that you can only find while working for Paragon Security. The condition of being in Paragon poverty is having a full time job which you are working hard on long shifts, many being night shifts, while doing overtime constantly, and working weeks on end without any days off all at minimum wage, yet making somehow less than a Mc. Donald's employee.
Paragon Security: "Hey Mike you NEED to work tonight for a one hour shift. Don't worry we will pay you overtime."

Mike (Paragon Guard): "One hour? Are you crazy? I have just enough subway tickets to last me for the next week of work. I can't afford to come into work today! I'm living in Paragon poverty!"
by Matthew E December 1, 2007
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paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.
Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?
by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003
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Paragony

Derived from the words paragon and agony. Paragony would describe the feeling of observing something so perfect, or beautiful, yet being pained emotionally by said perfection or beauty. This would mostly be used in a situation where you experience both joy and pain brought on by something of great perfection and beauty.
As I gazed upon the love of my life, I was overcome by an intense feeling of paragony; her beauty was so incomprehensibly pristine.

As I read the final page of the book, a wave of paragony washed over me; never have I read anything that had ended so perfectly.
by Toruke Morkaius August 9, 2018
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paragon

German Power Metal outfit fronted by Andreas Babuschkin while sporting the fine guitar work of Martin Christian.
Paragon have released another cracking dose of German Power Metal
by AlecJames October 16, 2007
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Paragon Point

In RL you can give out paragon points as recognition for
A.) Acting like a bitch
B.) Caking
C.) Deciding to dip out on fun for responsibilities
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In the xbox 360 game mass effect, paragon points are given to the player after they:
A.) Act like a pussy
B.) Skip badass cinematic because they don't want to kill anyone
C.) Release a deadly acid spitting alien into the galaxy because they're fucking retarded
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Scott: "Hey Seb, you gonna party with us tonight?"

Seb: "Sorry guys I think I'm going to study for that chem exam tomorrow instead of drinking until i black out naked in the lawn"

Scott: "What a bitch"

Eric: "Two paragon points you pussy piece of shit!" (yelling at Seb)

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Jason: "Dude! MSI is playing in the city you should totally dip out on work and come with us!"

Fletcher: "Ah shit! I would, but I got work and the manager might be upset with me if I called in on such short of notice."

Jason: "...way to be a tool, paragon points lame ass"
by Eric Holocaust February 11, 2008
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Pragoon

A guy with a big heart, hot, has a perfect body and sweet. Originated from the word "prag-un" meaning perfection.
That guy is so Pragoon.
by King23 March 10, 2013
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