Papa John

A 3/5 on the Pizza based rating system.

Meh, she's not ugly, but not hot. I think i'm going with a Papa John on this one.

by Con Bon November 10, 2010

Papa John

A racist that makes bad food.

That Papa John we have for a lunch lady needs to get out with that racist, nasty chicken nug nug makin ass.

by Iamachildofgod July 18, 2018

Papa john

Like a sugar daddy but for individuals who are only used to pay for things like food clothes and tickets. Basically a sugar daddy but instead of buying you a car he takes you to four star resteraunts and is WAY more invested in the relationship than you

Lucy "uh I can't believe you with that fatass baby dick boy"
Rebecca " I know I just keep him around because he my papa john"

by Lookinstuup October 4, 2016

Papa john

What a girl has pizza sized nips

Tanisha is nasty. She's got papa johns

by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017

Papa John

Papa John is a black man.

HEY YO DID YOU SEE PAPA JOHN? HE'S SUCH A NIGGER

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018

Papa John

A form of massive shit that makes you lean forward beyond your knees.

“Hold on boys, I need to take a papa John.” “ he’s just taking a papa John.” “Damn. The Papa John I just took hurt like a motherfucker.”

by Izaaks arsehole July 28, 2021

Papa John

A word to call some named John

Hey Papa John, can you make me a sandwich

by Johntumcreator March 30, 2026