pantyhose jungle

the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.

when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)

by Robbie November 15, 2007

Pantyhose Footjob

Heaven.

She gave me a pantyhose footjob. Slowly stroking the head of my cock with her pantyhosed feet until I climaxed unto her toes.

by crapmachine December 17, 2008

Pantyhose affect

The pantyhose affect is when a schoolgirl wheres pantyhose and instantly becomes more sexier.

Bob: “when ella wheres trousers she looks shit but shes sexy with pantyhose”

Tyler: “its called the pantyhose affect”

by Maleschoolboys October 17, 2018

Pantyhose Tarou

He is a character from Ranma ½. Pantyhose's name really needs no pun to go with it, it's humiliating enough. Coincidently, he is named similarly to the other Chinese characters (he was born in China, even though that may not be his ethnicity), such as Shampoo, Herb, Plum, Mousse, etc. The "Taro" part of his name is a bull reference.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Pantyhose pervert

A person that enjoys the scent, taste and feeling of dirty worn pantyhose.

Becky is wearing pantyhose to work today because her pantyhose pervert is coming over tonight.

by The Pantyhose pervert November 5, 2022

Beef Steak Pantyhose

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.

I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.

by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013

Seamless Pantyhose

High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.

You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose!

by dale tuna June 2, 2011