Panini Press 

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

Panini Press by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020

Cincinnati Panini Press 

Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.

My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.

Cincinnati Panini Press by Sunday funday kids February 9, 2020

Scandinavian panini press 

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.

Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press

Scandinavian panini press by Lisaann December 13, 2019

Massachusetts Panini Press

The act of taking 2 pieces of steak which are typically 7 ounce ribeye's, and putting them in between you and another person during sexual intercourse. This is usually followed by vigorous thrusting from the top which gives it the "press" effect. Then the top licks the juices off of the bottom following orgasm.

Rick: Hey Todd, would you like to try the Massachusetts Panini Press tonight?

Todd: What the fuck is that? Who are you and why are you in my house?

Massachusetts Panini Press by ODETOMADNESS June 30, 2026

panini pressed 

The act of being extra pressed , more than pressed one would say

I was playing with this guy on playstation , and he was so panini pressed that i kept killing him

panini pressed by oxfordickinme February 2, 2021

Panini Pressed 

The act of being sandwiched in between two huge beastly women.

I was in the club the other night when I started to make my way to dance with an extremely hot boppa when all of a sudden I was panini pressed between two grenades...not a good look for me bro.

Panini Pressed by brownboyCrew October 1, 2011

walmart panani press 

When you take a dump on the baby changing station and close it in the walmart bathroom

All the stalls were full, so I had to walmart panani press!

walmart panani press by B0r93 May 6, 2023