**Panican** *(n.)* – A derogatory term originally coined by Donald J.
Trump, ironically describing his own cult-like followers. Despite
Trump's command, *"Don’t be weak, don’t be
stupid—don’t be a Panican!"* his most loyal supporters embody the very
definition:
- **Blindly obedient**, despite
Trump appointing grossly unqualified officials to his cabinet, dismantling public education (to keep his base ignorant and easily manipulated), and enacting policies that harm the working class while enriching the elite.
- **Willfully ignorant** of
Trump’s extensive history of sexual assault allegations (including rape), his friendship with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and his disturbing, incestuous remarks about his own daughter.
- **Hypocritically devout**, praising
Trump as a "messiah" while ignoring his blatant anti-Christian behavior—spreading hatred, cheating on his wives (including with a porn star while Melania was postpartum), and bragging about sexual assault.
- **Easily conned**, as they continue worshipping a
man who openly despises the poor, lies constantly, and has done nothing to improve their lives—yet they defend him with religious fervor.
This definition highlights the hypocrisy and cult-like devotion of
Trump’s base, exposing how the term *"Panican"*—meant as an insult to others—perfectly describes his own followers.
Those
Trump fanatics still think he’s a godly
man, even after he admitted to grabbing women by the
pussy and hung out with Epstein. Total Panicans.
