panic sell

Verb When your friends panic and sell their cyrptocurrency at the absolute worst time, just to see the price double in the next two weeks. The urge to panic sell often kicks in after significant losses, but one should be buying at that level

We advised Alex not to panic sell his mom's ether on Friday, which indicated to us that the price was at a bottom and would soon rocket to the moon.

by ethtrader69 November 5, 2017

Panic sex

Whenever apocalyptic doom is on the horizon, humans are more likely to have sex because it relieves the tension, nervousness and fear. This is called panic sex.

John had panic sex with his girlfriend every single time there was the possibility of nuclear war between two nations, especially when Russia was involved. The panic sex made him forget about all his worries.

by Aliases March 10, 2014

panic shits

An urgent, often hurried restroom visit that results from "holding it" for too long.

Scott had to sprint to the bathroom to drop some huge panic shits after holding it for the whole movie!

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations February 14, 2014

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011

panic scroll

The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.

I had to panic scroll before anyone else saw my screen, or else I'd be fired instantly.

by Scoobs McGee May 8, 2018

panic siege

A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.

I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.

by BradRoar April 23, 2020

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.

You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.

by Shmequinox February 2, 2021