the panda express

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth

Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express

by sock123 September 23, 2010

panda express

A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).

The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).

"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "

by Banana Lover April 15, 2006

panda express

Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.

"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"

by Joy May 13, 2005

Panda Express

A place that makes chicken way to big

Panda Express you better cut down your chicken because how am I supposed to fit this in my mouth

by Billy hebejibe November 6, 2019

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

Panda Express

Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.

going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express

by thegiantredginer December 20, 2010

Panda Express

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.

The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.

by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015