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a HARDDDD pinch that involves twisting the skin at a 180 degree angle
"hey lemme panch you, fucker"
"AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
Panch by SipCipher July 27, 2022
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The true origin of Panch: Panch is a word that was created in response to there not being a word that adequately describes how we felt after our sycophantic corporate clients forced us to execute their clearly flawed ideas.

Panch: to get penetrated by in one’s anus by a fist, repeatedly until you die.
You should go panch yourself.

I got totally panched in that meeting.
Panch by Intelligentevil April 15, 2026

Dankey Panch 

To give someone a donkey punch and it makes them queef.
Dankey Panch by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Fanny-panch 

A fanny-panch is the Mexican equilibrium of the U.S. political suburb of Texan State (end quote).
You’re a fanny-panch
Fanny-panch by Blurry2248 January 1, 2021

pachinko 

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.
“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”
pachinko by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022
Me: "Hey Joe, your Mom sure is a pacha"
Joe: "Did it?"
pacha by the yeaher April 21, 2023