Pampers

jake do they make pampers that big

slim faster right jake

by if u fit in the pampers do u think u would get a r April 2, 2003

Pampers

Ass wipe also a douche bag

Officer Ross is a pamper

by Douche Bag March 7, 2003

Pamper

A word only ever used by women over the age of 40 meaning to treat or indulge oneself in beauty rituals (ie: nails, hair, spa).

"Oh hello, Christil! The girls and I just got back from a much needed pamper session! "
"Sounds lovely Cathy, but where was my invite?"
"Maybe if you weren't screwing my husband behind my back I would have invited you"

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes February 8, 2019

pampers

Getting so drunk you shit yourself.

Castillo got pampers last night.

by stusx10 April 26, 2015

pampering

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.

Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.

by PumaTales November 28, 2017

pampers

A loose blunt. A blunt that isn't tightly rolled and weed isn't held together.

"That bitch dont know how to roll. She was rolling pampers.

by lulbadbitxh October 13, 2019

pamper

When your girlfriend strains her shit into your mouth through her panties ;

My gyal asked if I wanted to be pampered; Wagwan pussyo tryna get pampered

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021