Pastry Bros

The name of your friend that has dated/fucked/made out with a person you have dated/fucked/made out with.

"Hey, I heard you made out with Karen at the office party last night! We're Pastry Bros now!"

by KyLo December 22, 2012

pantry raping

Pantry raping is the occurence of taking food and/or beverages from ones pantry without the owner of the pantry knowing. The quantity of the food and/or beverages taken is usually large and quite significant that the owner of the pantry would notcie that his/her pantry has just been raped. This happens a lot in today's society especially amongst university and college students who live outside of home.

Yeh, I just did an epic pantry raping at my parents' and got all these chocolate biscuits. This will be my diet for the rest of the month.

by dvdtmp August 15, 2010

Pastry Bitches

Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.

dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!

Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches

by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012

Patrycja

Polish
funny
Caring
Lovable
Calm

Oma Gawd here comes mah girl Patrycja

by Cupcake12556 February 14, 2017

patrykwxjcik

A British TikToker who basically does random opinions on things that are so matched to everyday life that you’d think he was a stalker he is also a great rapper with his new song ‘Kodak’ hitting the charts. He is a G check him out. Btw only Brits can really relate to him.

Me: have you seen patrykwxjcik, he is so funny and relatable.
You: no but I will check him out

by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021

in the pantry

A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

Person 1: "Oh she is coming out as pansexual!"
Person 2: "I never would've guessed that she was in the pantry!"

by whostolemyjelly October 8, 2019

toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.

Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here

by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006