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Gwyneth Paltrow

Guy 1: Hey man you know Gwyneth Paltrow?
Guy 2: Yeah... why?
Guy 1: She got naked in Shakespear in Love.
Guy 2: I love MILFs!
by Mr. Birdy April 9, 2011
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gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan
"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."
by havalaf October 6, 2009
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The Paltrow

Not shaving your girlie parts like actress G. Paltrow. Similar to 70's Porn bush.
"I think I'm gonna rock The Paltrow for the winter"
by oppsness September 26, 2014
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Paltrowism

1. A verbal usage coined by or reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow. A Paltrowism is an elitist expression uttered with vacant ignorance of what 99% of the world knows by hard experience. Can generally be preceded by the noun "Gwyneth..." as subject of the sentence.

2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.

3. Bathos disguised as erudition.
"Conscious uncoupling" is a Paltrowism.

According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.

"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.
by davarinofuntucson May 11, 2014
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