Clive Palmer

Fatty McFuckhead

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.

by big gay me September 28, 2019

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

A great and wildly successful band in the '70s, they have been obscured by other progressive acts like Pink Floyd by today's youth. All three members of the band (Keith Emerson on keyboards, Greg Lake on vocals and bass, and Carl Palmer on drums) were virtuosos at their respective instruments. Keith Emerson's awe-inspiring skill can be seen in all of their live albums and on epic tracks like Tarkus and Karn Evil 9: First Impression. Must-listens include: Tarkus, Karn Evil 9 (First Impression Part 2), From the Beginning, Knife Edge, Hoedown, Lucky Man, Jerusalem, Peter Gunn, Fanfare for the Common Man, Still... You Turn Me On, Tiger In a Spotlight, Trilogy, Infinite Space (Conclusion), Bitches Crystal, A Time and A Place and many others.

Listener: Damn this is awesome! Who is this again?
Prog Fan: Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Listener: I gotta get me some ELP albums

by theredkatana August 7, 2006

Palmia

A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.

Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.

Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”

Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”

by thatbeerchick May 31, 2020

Palm 5

Palm 5 is the definition of GOATs

Palm 5? You mean the group where all members are GOATs?

by johnny_silverhand January 12, 2021

Palming

When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.

“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.

by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015

Palamura

Huge cock. The biggest monster giant penis there is.

That Rope Legend pulled out a massive Palamura from his pants that i was literally stunned for couple minutes. My ass will never recover from that pounding.

Black Person:Yo my BBC is a huge.
Legend: *pulls out Palamura*
Everyone: GG

by Drkalo MMl July 30, 2020

PalmBeer

Palm Bay + Beer = PalmBeer

Remember that time Avery invented PalmBeer at the Millbrook Fair? Best.Bartender.Ever.

by Mandi Harmony May 7, 2021