palinize

to exaggerate the truth or lie by omission

I palinized my resume.

by kolbester October 27, 2008

Patronize

To treat someone as inferior as a result of some sort of help they accepted from you and to feel you have right to teach, control, or check on them. Clearly not a noble behavior.

A:When will Teresa's parents stop patronize her, checking up on her every breath all the time?...
B:Probably never! You know..people like them will feel like that with their children forever..

by cooltrixie June 20, 2016

Palmerized

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.

Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!

by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009

Sarah Palinize

To gain enough awareness of the existence of an article, book, or legislative proposal to the extent that you have the confidence to make misleading pronouncements about it, without having actually read or understood it.

Hey, I Sarah Palinized the 1,017-page health care reform bill while I was brushing my teeth this morning. I heard it contains 17 separate paragraphs detailing the circumstances in which aliens will have the right to harvest your organs.

by wankleton August 13, 2009

patronize

Well, 'patronizing' means to talk to someone as if they were stupid. Understand now? Good! :)

"And if you're a very good boy for the doctor, you might even get a lollipop!"

"Mom, I'm fifteen. Don't patronize me."

by Lillian Bell December 3, 2009

Palinize

When someone answers a question without any form of intelligence or foresight. In an attempt to divert from giving a correct answer and in the process sounding unintelligible.

"Hey mat, have you seen my 50 dollars I left on the counter?"
"Well Tia, im not going to answer that question the way you want me to , but doggonit, I betcha, if we put our heads together we can come to some conclusion as to why money is even green to begin with."
"Mat , do me a favor and don't Palinize me!

by Atia Breen March 22, 2009

Patronizer

A person who talks down to people, who thinks they are superior to everyone else. They are very condescending in nature. In other words a complete bitch or asshole.

A patronizer will say things like "Stop that or I will make you go sit in the corner" or "That's a conversation for outside of this office". They will say things like this and use a patronizing or condescending tone of voice.

by Chiclet March 13, 2015