Skip to main content

palinful

when one attempts to have some form of intelligence by writing notes on one's hand (to avoid a teleprompter), but it is all in vain, as their mind is not capable of such thought, and their head starts to hurt from all the effort.
"i am trying, but, my brain, it is sooo palinful."

"i think..., oh wait, that is just too palinful."

"i would continue to help my state of Alaska as a lame duck, just like my hero Reagan did, but, no, i cannot,,, it is just too palinful."
by jay in cascadia February 7, 2010
mugGet the palinful mug.

Palinguist

One who exhibits a knowledge and ability to actually understand and interpret the incomprehensible and incoherent comments and made-up words used by Sarah Palin and her tribe.
Sarah Palin's use of the made-up word, refudiate is not that difficult for any Palinguist. Like any other linguist, they immerse themselves in the mores, airborne wolf-killing and clothing that makes up the Palin culture and language.

When Sarah Palin stated, "As we work and sightsee on America's largest island, we'll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species," only a Palinguest could have known that Palin was referring to Kodiak Island in Alaska, even though Hawaii is America's largest island
by bluespiper November 3, 2010
mugGet the Palinguist mug.

Palinga

A word you refer to the penis when you try to teach your catholic child the difference about boys and girls.
boys have palingas and girls have cooters.
by ironicstatement August 10, 2009
mugGet the Palinga mug.

painfularious

Something so bad, so awful, it's downright painful but you can't help but laugh at it in misery.
I was on the train and this girl was singing Smash Mouth's All Star on her iPod, and singing it badly... it was so painfularious but I couldn't stop laughing.
by mdhattar December 28, 2010
mugGet the painfularious mug.

pilingala

a pilingala is another word for penis, pronounce in spanish
you have a big pilingala
by Putaputo August 31, 2019
mugGet the pilingala mug.

Painfulaxing

When something is both painful and relaxing.
My massage was so deep it hurt a little, but it really got rid of all my stress. It was totally painfulaxing.
by Maliblob January 26, 2022
mugGet the Painfulaxing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email