helga pataki

A blonde cartoon character with a unibrown on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold."

Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.

Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.

She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.

Helga pushed Arnold into the water fountain and then ran off to gaze at her heart shaped picture.

Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th

paypal her some money

she thick

give her taco bell she's super sexy

National Leilani Lilo Palakiko day June 16th damn it must be June 16th lemme send leilani.kiko some money

by baddiesthawaiian June 15, 2020

palakshi

She is the most outgoing funny person. She is very cool and perfect to vibe with. She knows how to get out of bad situations. She is good in languages. And also a very pretty girl. Perfectly knows how to style her clothes and is trendy. She doesn't show her affection towards someone directly but loves them sooo much by heart and never wants to lose them.

Palakshi is perfect to vibe with

by Jaiwi9e0wksbbwbw October 4, 2021

Palaziol'd

To be lied to or stolen from when you least expect it.

Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)

by black.heart.rebel October 22, 2009

palak

Awesome girl who has cool hair and is very funny; Often goes into day dreams;

Note: One of a kind.

Palak is the coolest girl in school.
I wish I was Palak.
I want to give Palak a hug.

by Th3 Aw3s0m3 P3nguin October 18, 2008

Palkia

The legendary pokemon on the cover of Pokemon Pearl. It is found at the Spear Pillar and is only avaliable in the pearl version of Pokemon. It has the ability to distort space. It is described as a deity in Sinnoh-region mythology.

Palkia met at level 47

by CalebX July 16, 2007