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North Pakistan

Aka Republic of Nth Pakistan. The new name for the United Kingdom as it becomes fully invaded by people from Pakistan, sharia law is imposed and the former indigenous white population become a minority
Bill: "I hear sharia law has been imposed in Nottingham"

Doug: "Welcome to North Pakistan"
by King of july November 5, 2009
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Reverse Pakistani Drill Press

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.
Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.
by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..
Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'
Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016
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Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.
Typically men have a longer pistance than women.
by Chennessey March 15, 2016
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Pakistani Mud Rat

1. A person who dives into clogged sewers to clean them.

2. A drunk man that falls in an outhouse hole.
I feel bad for that Pakistani mud rat, he couldn’t even see the hole
by Daddy_Yankee227 November 1, 2019
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Pakistani Queefer

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.
Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.
by SausageDynamite May 22, 2023
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