rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

pajooned

The act of owning the shit out of someone/something.

Hey, my team just pajooned your team in that 3200 meter relay!

by Hyphen, Defender of the Horde March 17, 2009

patoot

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

by patoots December 14, 2010

Cutie Patootie

Something so overly cute that the word cute itself has to sound cuter and hence 'cutie patootie'

Rishika is my cutie patootie ♥️

by Bumbsie July 5, 2017

sweet patootie

The expression has currently come to be used in refering to a person's rear end, but was originally a term of endearment. It evolved from "sweetheart" to "sweet potato", to "sweet patootie".

She's my little sweet patootie.

by R. Fullerton March 11, 2007

Patooti

Noun: A wild beast of pray. Often seen eating plant matter of the soy based type. Lives out of a suitcase.

Wow, looks at Patooti hung over and didn't make it to work, tisk tisk...

by Jasanity April 1, 2009

Cutus Patootus

(Adj.) Latin for cutie patootie.

Look at him. He's a cutus patootus.

by Jscam February 4, 2017