Paisley

An all expenses paid holiday derived from an undisclosed source. Made famous by Ian 'Papa Doc Jr' Paisley the DUP politician.
Whys is Ian looking so tanned? Nudge nudge wink wink he's just come back from a 2 week paisley in the Seychelles.
by Turning in his grave December 12, 2018
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She is a nice person. Just dont get to her bad side. She will go through hell for her friends. She plays sports and is a loyal person. She is pretty but she doesnt think that.
She is such a paisley!!!!
by Emma22321 February 02, 2019
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Paisley is a fuckin great girl that will always make you laugh no matter what. Seeing their face will just brighten your day. She is a great person and will make you better just by knowing her.She is also thicc af and kinda freaky. Her booty is so nice it’ll make you drool.She likes romcoms and will be a great friend if you get to know her.
Bro did you hear about Paisley

Yea ain’t she freaky af or some
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A Mod hipster type who enjoys wearing ascots, velvet smoking jackets, white jeans or slim pants, zipper boots, and brightly patterned shirts and hitting on the ladies. Think Austin Powers.
At the Vespa Scooter rally there was a heady mix of mod lads, dolly birds, and debonair paisley types ready to roll.
by Jennifer Flowers August 08, 2010
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Paisley is a girl with amazing eyes and has a good booty but not like giant blue eyes blonde hair she is nice she cares for everyone she has amazing taste in boys and she hates homework and work
Hey dude did you meet paisley?
No why?😄
She is my future wife so back off!😠
by #funny May 15, 2019
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A girl who is nice and caring. She is very loving and accepts everyone. She is beautiful, she has beautiful eyes and a loving smile. You want a Paisley in your life. However, you do not want to get on her bad side. If you decide to be mean to her she will not be your friend. However much you beg she will not take you back, she learned from her mistakes
She is such a Paisley. Ugh Paisley won't take me back. She is a beautiful Paisley
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She is extremely gorgeous, intelligent, and spiritual. She can be petty if she wants to be, but that’s okay because you love her for it anyways. She’s super funny. Confident as hell. A real trailblazer. She loves food. Always invite her out to eat. Or invite her to go anywhere because she’s down for even just a drive. She has a nice booty. She loves hard and goes hard for the ones she loves. She’ll make the best girlfriend/wife/lover/best friend. She is her own person and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Will cause a scene if necessary. She loves kids. She doesn’t care if she made you mad or you feel some type of way about her because it’s all funny to her. She loves herself most of all because the battles she fought in life made her the strong, wise, and wonderful woman she is today. She’s my best friend in the whole world. She is a ride or die, but don’t take her for granted or lie to her because she doesn’t receive it. She is a melaninated goddess. She knows how to get it poppin. Don’t mess with her peace either because I have her back always and forever and We will fight you. In all seriousness though, get you a Paisley. She’s one of the realest ones.
ex1:

Me (calls best friend): hey Paisley, you want to go for a ride around the city?
Paisley: sure! As long as we can get food too. Haha!

Ex2:

Hater: Paisley, you talk sh*t you get hit!
Me: who gon hit her? Cause you finna find out what’s good.
Paisley: point blank period.
by ZenBliss October 04, 2019
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