Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.
Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
by BlkSwn December 1, 2017
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Painfail also describes someone or something failing so bad that it is hard to watch.
Painfail also describes someone or something failing so bad that it is hard to watch.
A: Look at him, it's disgusting, it's just a bruise.
B: It's painfail, he needs to main up.
A: Wow, that's painfail to watch.
B: Why is his arm bent like ... oh, ouch.
B: It's painfail, he needs to main up.
A: Wow, that's painfail to watch.
B: Why is his arm bent like ... oh, ouch.
by Jaxonxx September 30, 2009
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the act of gorging oneself beyond the norm, because the meal, or foodie, is "just SO damn GOOD!" End result is a loosening up of garments constricting the waist, lying down, unable to moove- food coma; with some small prayers regarding the bathroom.
Thanksgiving is the usual time for anyone to experience being painfully full. Along with any holiday that revolves around baked goods that one would not consume on a regular basis to such an extent.
by miss_l January 26, 2011
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by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015
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Boy: Quick! Squeeze my nuts as hard as you can!
Boy: *Proceeds to neigh like a horse*
Girl: You fuckin' painballer
Boy: Quick! Squeeze my nuts as hard as you can!
Boy: *Proceeds to neigh like a horse*
Girl: You fuckin' painballer
by freddymcbob September 23, 2016
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Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
by jason_the_dunce June 10, 2021
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