Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007

wank paddock

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

by decembeard December 10, 2012

Top Paddock

As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!

Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.

She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!

by Piano Player July 26, 2018

Paddock Lake

A small town in southeastern kenosha county that has nothing to do. Also considered hickville

Man why are we going to paddock lake?

by Reaper89 August 10, 2008

paddock laugh

every now and then you come out with a spectacular laugh. spectacular meaning really loud and often snorty. this is the sort of laugh that other people should not be exposed to and so should only be done in the middle of a paddock.

*paddock laughter*

yeah, i'm crappy at examples....so what?

by wild_stylee May 19, 2005

water paddock

The ocean

Look, we are flying across the water paddock!

by Crazywolf132 August 27, 2021

Mr. Paddock

A science teacher that hates everything and can’t teach for the life of him. Nothing he says makes sense. Students often get really creepy vibes from him.

Person #1: who’s your science teacher?
Person #2: Mr. Paddock.
Person #1: good luck, I nearly failed that class because of him

by Spooky.scary.skeletons October 19, 2019