A private school located in Brooklyn Heights (Brooklyn New York) for grades K-12 as well as a preschool for toddlers. Originally founded in 1845, the building is an old church with a recently added section for the Middle School (Grades 5-8). Both buildings are mad old, but the newer addition was redesigned so that expensive-ass glass plates now line the jagged steel wall of the hallways. The colors are Maroon and White and it's mascot is a Pelican.
Packer is a laptop school and starting in 5th grade every student has an Apple iBook. These are replaced with Dells in 9th grade when the students enter the Upper School. These laptops may appear to be a smart move, but are in fact retarded. They weight a shitload and don't help at all.
The class sizes at packer are extremely small. There are only about 60 kids in each grade, though that number increases to about 100 in the Upper School. These small numbers make it so that everyone in every grade knows each other fairly well. Packer prides itself on its close-knit community, but unfortunate side-effects include the extreme impossibility of a Packer kid ever being friends with an outsider. One of Packer's main goals as a school is to prevent this from happening. To do so, they make sure none of their vacations overlap with those of public schools.
Packer claims to be diverse, this a laughable fallacy. There are about three to five minority students per grade. The pictures on the school's website are known to mainly contain the same three or non-white kids. The sad thing is, packer is actually fooling people. Many of these "minorities" have been bleached or whitewashed. These bleached students have double benefits to the school. For one thing, they allow the school to call itself diverse while actually being homogenous. Secondly, the white students are made to feel as if they aren't really the racist bastards they are. It allows them to say, "Hey, I'm friends with a black kid! Now I can go into the world with an open mind!" Packer kids are also known to bring up their "black" or "hispanic" friends frequently in conversation, always eager to prove that they are not racist. When in actuality, these kids are completely unprepared for black kids who act black.
However, there are no shortage of kids at packer who act black. Packer has been proven to contain the most wiggers per square foot in all of Brooklyn. Ironically, these kids are often the most sheltered and ignorant of the bunch. As one might guess, they are also very taken with the prospect of having a black or hispanic friend and thus flock to these kids like flies to honey. This only makes the wiggers less aware of their whiteness. None of them have ever been to a ghetto, except driving around the outskirts of one in their brand new Mercedes with their retired parents.
Packer has been known to call itself the Cocaine School because it likes to feel gangsta. In reality, everyone is sheltered and only a few kids do anything more than dabble in the psychoactive.
Packer is a laptop school and starting in 5th grade every student has an Apple iBook. These are replaced with Dells in 9th grade when the students enter the Upper School. These laptops may appear to be a smart move, but are in fact retarded. They weight a shitload and don't help at all.
The class sizes at packer are extremely small. There are only about 60 kids in each grade, though that number increases to about 100 in the Upper School. These small numbers make it so that everyone in every grade knows each other fairly well. Packer prides itself on its close-knit community, but unfortunate side-effects include the extreme impossibility of a Packer kid ever being friends with an outsider. One of Packer's main goals as a school is to prevent this from happening. To do so, they make sure none of their vacations overlap with those of public schools.
Packer claims to be diverse, this a laughable fallacy. There are about three to five minority students per grade. The pictures on the school's website are known to mainly contain the same three or non-white kids. The sad thing is, packer is actually fooling people. Many of these "minorities" have been bleached or whitewashed. These bleached students have double benefits to the school. For one thing, they allow the school to call itself diverse while actually being homogenous. Secondly, the white students are made to feel as if they aren't really the racist bastards they are. It allows them to say, "Hey, I'm friends with a black kid! Now I can go into the world with an open mind!" Packer kids are also known to bring up their "black" or "hispanic" friends frequently in conversation, always eager to prove that they are not racist. When in actuality, these kids are completely unprepared for black kids who act black.
However, there are no shortage of kids at packer who act black. Packer has been proven to contain the most wiggers per square foot in all of Brooklyn. Ironically, these kids are often the most sheltered and ignorant of the bunch. As one might guess, they are also very taken with the prospect of having a black or hispanic friend and thus flock to these kids like flies to honey. This only makes the wiggers less aware of their whiteness. None of them have ever been to a ghetto, except driving around the outskirts of one in their brand new Mercedes with their retired parents.
Packer has been known to call itself the Cocaine School because it likes to feel gangsta. In reality, everyone is sheltered and only a few kids do anything more than dabble in the psychoactive.
Public School Kid: Hey, you wanna chill later tonight?
Packer Kid: No, I'm going to my black friend's house to upload all his rap music onto my laptop.
Packer Kid: No, I'm going to my black friend's house to upload all his rap music onto my laptop.
by j123xx April 04, 2006
Private school, not any less diverse than any other brooklyn private schools.
potheads
potheads
sometimes cokeheads (rich bored girls trying to be cool)
too much money, students spend time excessively studying with costly private tutors ect... and then excessively getting fucked up (except the dorks who just stare at their required lab top screens and never learn what the word social means)
teachers suck, work load's hard
potheads
students throw good parties though
and find good weed
most end up realizing life does exist after high school
and it's much better out of the grasp of its strict administration that never ceases to favor the squash and tennis kids who pay full tuition.
positives:
the {art} teachers are cool.
very liberal environment
people leave pretty smart (except the 50% of kids who cheat there way through in order not fail out)
potheads
potheads
sometimes cokeheads (rich bored girls trying to be cool)
too much money, students spend time excessively studying with costly private tutors ect... and then excessively getting fucked up (except the dorks who just stare at their required lab top screens and never learn what the word social means)
teachers suck, work load's hard
potheads
students throw good parties though
and find good weed
most end up realizing life does exist after high school
and it's much better out of the grasp of its strict administration that never ceases to favor the squash and tennis kids who pay full tuition.
positives:
the {art} teachers are cool.
very liberal environment
people leave pretty smart (except the 50% of kids who cheat there way through in order not fail out)
guy: yo did you go to that packer party?
other guy: yeahhh it got busted, but they just threw money at the firemen, so the firemen started drinking with them.
other guy: yeahhh it got busted, but they just threw money at the firemen, so the firemen started drinking with them.
by PERSON12121212121 May 05, 2009
A team that Vikings, Bears and Lions fans claim "lives in the past". Let's face it, the only reason you guys don't brag about your past is because you know it's not as good as ours. 12x champs, have fun trying to catch up.
Vikings and fans are jealous of the Packers success, and the fact that Favre owns any player to ever wear one of their teams' jerseys. Lions fans usually aren't as bad though.
by Johnny D in MKE August 18, 2006
An NFL team located in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Their division is the NFC North. They have won three Super Bowls. Their current quarterback is Brett FAVRE (correct spelling).
by IsiMan84 May 25, 2005
the packers are one of the best and consistant teams in the nfl. im just sick and tired of all the haters out there that say that they suck and they always choke. they actually have won more championships than any other team, and they have won more super bowls than most other the teams in the nfl. and for you people who say they always choke. ryan longwell has kicked 4 game winning field goals so far this season
by im a DooD December 30, 2004
by jesster79 March 05, 2005
by i love brett January 24, 2005