pilfer

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

by Diego August 18, 2003

PILF

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021

ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

"I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" sung backwards in the song Work It of Missy Elliott.

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

by Fangsta December 14, 2003

Pilfer

An activity enjoyed by meth heads; this includes rummaging and pocketing through someone elses belongings. Abandoned houses are an easy target. The dopey's usually aquire a dozen flashlights, broken watches, Bluetooth speakers and portable batteries.

Hey Jim Tom, lets go pilfer out in Pongo tonight?

by GeekerGeeker1-9 January 26, 2018

Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

by CR24 August 4, 2009

pilfridge

To steal food or a beverage from a shared office refrigerator.

Richard and Rita had worked well together, until Rita pilfridged Richard's yogurt; now he won't talk to her.

by Megareds January 5, 2008

philfing

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'

by standby December 26, 2008