One of the worst possible things any
one can go through when they are
sick. Warning: May include graphic imagery.
This is when
one has both a cold and constipation, with the addition of being very weak. You attempt to take a shit but you push so hard that you actually vomit on your floor and pants. Because you are so weak from
pushing you can not move a lot so you take up a temporary home on the couch nearest to your bathroom. Your breath now smells
like vomit and it feels as if your digestive system is going to explode but because you are so weak you can barely do anything. Even if you talk there is a high chance of throwing up again. To make it worse you are also over heating, so you can not cuddle in a blanket, the light is burning you eyes, and though you are tired you are also unable to go to
sleep. Oh, and you also have a headache.
This normally lasts only a
day or two but when it is happening it, feels
like +30 years. My suggestion is turning on a peaceful movie, pouring your self some lemonade (to burn the taste away) and having a small fan blowing you. Do not turn on any light or even your tv or even
music. Just lay there in (thin shorts or boxers) thinking about what you could have done with your life because it feels
like death in laying beside you (or inside your intestines) and
hope you do not fall asleep and choke on your vomit.
When a pushover occurs, you would rather die because that is what it feels
like. Anyone who has experience a push over has severe
PTSD flash backs whenever they even hear the word "cold" and they feel the total opposite of nostalgia when they read my
definition.