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ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.
Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.
by aeropb January 13, 2014
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Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.
“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
by FPunterman January 23, 2020
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Please no punterino

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino
by Jesiotre October 10, 2019
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putted

A word people use when they skipped a few English classes.
This is, in fact, not a real word.
I putted on a dress
by AyaTheDoggo February 15, 2021
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punterino

When you dump another racing driver either on purpose or accident. Usually done by one very T H I C C boi.
No punterino into Sainte Devote Jimmer!
by BigMoveBoi February 11, 2021
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puntended

In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.

I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.
by schematic23 December 29, 2010
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trailer punked

where the movie trailer ruins the movie by revealing plots points or containing ALL the funny parts
Q:how was the movie?
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!
by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009
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