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Punta

Puntas are the opposite of chads, uncool and un drippy such as anyone named will
Me:Will you are a punta.
Will: whats that?
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Punta

A punta is your local nitty, your favourite crackhead who lives on the pavement, the one that will rob you for a twirl bar
Look at brendan he turned into such a punta recantly
by UrDadsUrMa June 1, 2021
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Punta

A punta is basically wez
Wez is a fat punta
by Punta dere November 10, 2022
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Punta Face

Literally translates to “spike face” in English, when the humidity get to you and you start itching your scalp and allat like a tweaker would

Eastside Orlando lingo
The sun tryna catch a stripe on me cuz why tf I got punta face 7 in the morning shit is dead flies
by 30-30 July 7, 2022
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punta del este

The best seaside city to go on vacation if you want to act like a celebrity. Even if you´re staying in a shack and driving a piece of crap, you´ll think you´re the king of the world and be even more desperate to get as many stickers (of EVERYTHING, banks, supermarkets, stores, services, gas stations, tea etc, etc, etc)to presume that you went to "Punta" and went to the Conrad Hotel (the best 5 stars in Latin America) even if you just went to the hall to see the limos and try to spot someone famous.

If you´re really "chic" then you hate the stickers ruining your SUV window, if you´re poor or normal, you´ll come back with no space in your windows and full of t-shirts and souvenirs on whick you spent a fortune on.
1)"Man, I went to Punta del Este!"
"Yeah, I saw you car, Mr. Bank Boston!"

2)-I heard Paris Hilton was gonna be there, but that´s what they say every year
-Really? omfg then I´m going!
by Luchi December 9, 2007
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Punta Gorda Middle School

A school in Punta Gorda, Florida that is full of the most annoying administrators that will indeed write you up for walking down the wrong side of the stairs and hugging too long.

PGMS is also filled with whiny guidance counselors that complain about their pathetic lives constantly.

Every single teacher in Punta Gorda Middle School thinks that they are the most important thing to have ever been born, and most of them inform the students way to much about their personal lives. Most of the employees at PGMS are so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can still breathe.

The band is a joke, and continues to be a total fail in Charlotte High School.

There is an average amout of Emos that think they have the worst lives ever and have figured out the world's meaning and are very depressed about it, red necks that go hunting and mudding and have total disregard for the people walking down the hallway that don't want to step on the pile of sun flower seeds the just spit on the floor (which continues and is even worse at Charlotte High School.) Then there are the jockish boys and the preppy girls and then just the rest are the odd people. There is a pretty low population of ghetto kids, even though we are very close to Cooper street.

The building itself looks like a prison and feels like one too. It is three stories high and climbing those stairs several times a day to get to your classes is pretty hellish.
Person 1: who is that kid and why does he look so annoyed?
Person 2: I don't know who he is, but I just saw him walk out of Punta Gorda Middle School, so I totally understand his expression of wanting to kill someone, ESPECIALLY if he just had to talk to any of the retarded administrators.
by Barack Obamaa December 24, 2010
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Punta Gorda

The best town in the Florida... no, wait, the entire WORLD. That is, if you're a) on crack; b) a redneck; or c) over 55.
The only entertainment for teens is the small and extremely dull mall and the overpriced movie theatre. Wait... that's in the next town.
World-famous as the former Best Place To Live, and now as "the place that got destroyed by Hurricane Charley" in August 2004.
Most middle and high school students now attend school in portables thanks to the hurricane that wiped out the (ancient and already falling apart) schools. The high school's mascot is a Fighting Tarpon, and yes, that is a type of fish. The high school is filled with terrible academics, stupid people, a heavy concentration of rednecks and that annoying "I-hate-the-world-so-I'm-going- to-dress-all-in-black-and-not-shower" type of people, vicious and cruel-hearted teachers, and "guidance counselors" that try to send honors students to the local community college.
Punta Gorda is the home to a lot of old people year-round and even more during the winter. None of these old people are good drivers. It is also home to a lot of people who graduated from the high school and whose children have teachers that taught their parents.
Almost every person under 18 complains about Punta Gorda constantly and plans on leaving imediately following graduation. In fact, getting out of Punta Gorda is such a big deal that some people may even kill themselves if they don't get the hell out of the godforsaken town.

When Punta Gorda was on CNN in August 2004 after Hurricane Charley, the caption said, "Punta Gorda - A retirement community."

And yes, Punta Gorda really is THAT BAD.
Punta Gorda translates as: Fat Point, Fat Bitch, Fat Whore, etc, depending on who you ask.

Students: Go Tarpons!
Out of town people: What the hell is a tarpon?!

Guidance Counselor: So what are your plans after high school?
Student: GETTING THE HECK OUT OF FLORIDA!!
Guidance Counselor: Really? Well you should try going to the community college! *shoves pamphlets in the student's face*
by PLAH January 3, 2006
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