by ISmellBlow420 November 27, 2021
Get the PTNSD mug.Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.
Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019
Get the Marching Band PTSD mug.Like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), but when returning from travelling.
Symptoms include:
Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad
Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling
Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration
Feelings of alienation or withdrawal
Need for excessive sleep
Symptoms include:
Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad
Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling
Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration
Feelings of alienation or withdrawal
Need for excessive sleep
by TravelPTSD November 15, 2010
Get the Travel PTSD mug.“Dude did you see that girl Amy? There’s something about her that makes her look really hot.”
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“Ye I know… it’s her sexy ptosis!”
by b3ar February 28, 2013
Get the sexy ptosis mug.The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
by dbp0011 November 19, 2016
Get the PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) mug.The shaving cream atom, supplies of which become dangerously low on Earth in the 24th & 1/2 century, necessitating a mission by Duck Dodgers to claim Illudium Phosdex-rich Planet X in the name of Earth.
Not to be confused with its unstable isotope Illudium Pew-36
Not to be confused with its unstable isotope Illudium Pew-36
by Obbens November 1, 2006
Get the Illudium Phosdex mug.Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing It or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
it develops in some people who have experienced a shocking, scary, or dangerous event. It is natural to feel afraid during and after a traumatic situation. Fear triggers many split-second changes in the body to help defend against danger or to avoid it.
it develops in some people who have experienced a shocking, scary, or dangerous event. It is natural to feel afraid during and after a traumatic situation. Fear triggers many split-second changes in the body to help defend against danger or to avoid it.
by RIK_10official November 23, 2020
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