Matthew: "A biker put a gun to my
head because I'm higher up on the ladder than he is. Then I smoked 15 cones,
drunk 2 cartons of Jacks then drove home. On the way I had to
stop and beat up twelve abbos with one hand, the bong was in my other. Then I picked up
10 smoking
hot drunk girls, banged them all and dropped them home, apologizing to their boyfriends on the way coz I'm a good
guy. The cops pulled me over and breathalized me on the freeway but i told them I only lived around the corner and they let me off for the third time in a week. I have a supermodel girlfriend who I got pregnant but you guys can't meet her or see her. Ever. Now I'm an ice dealer."
Matthew is a psuedophile.