Primordial soup

To cum in a belly button.

When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.

by Djinn305 May 27, 2014

primordial.dev

A cheat provider with VAC detected cheats

A: "I just bought primordial.dev for CS:GO"
B: "Wow, you'll get VAC banned soon with it."

by Culperu July 4, 2022

Primordial ooze

Disgusting ooze that's been here for a really long time.

Davis looked like primordial ooze on Smallville when he came out of his spaceship during season 8

by primordial_ooze April 2, 2009

Primordial Soup

Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.

I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.

After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.

by BlackDog_88 August 9, 2021

Primordial.dev

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by CSGOHVHLEGENDPROVBUX May 23, 2022

Primordial ooze

When you jizz in a girl's butthole and she keeps it in there for a week.

I gave Jessica a primordial ooze last week.

by Lol42069man October 23, 2020

primordial man

A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.

"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."

by Infinity23 May 28, 2006