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Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
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Preacher

An American comic book series created by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon with 66 monthly issues and some other miniseries.

The series contain a lot of foul language, anti-religious stance, anti-racist stance (which is indicated shortly as: people are fine but Americans are a bit fine-r even if they are all rednecks), sexuality, perversion, violance, sci-fi/fantasy items, drugs and alcohol etc.

----Spoiler----

The plot revolves around the three main characters: Preacher Jesse Custer, gunfreak Tulip O'Hare and their Irish vampire friend Proinsias Cassidy; trying to track down God to make him answer that why he'd left heaven and creation while a lotta folks are praying to him for some reason. In the meantime they have to face many rivals such as: Saint of Killers, Jesse's family, the Grail, the Meatman etc.

----End of the Spoiler----
'Fuck you Gran'ma. Fuck you an' alla your monsters.'
- Preacher #12
by brujahonly August 5, 2009
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pretscherer

A name only givin to legends, or some one who is going places in life. can also mean an agressive person that fears none.
"man, what you just did was awsome, i will now put pretscherer after your name"
by pablo1993 May 3, 2010
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Preacher

Often found on street corners talking some nonsense about god and amusing the general public.
Preacher: "THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING, REPENT!!!!"
General crowd: "LOL!"
by T&Capply May 27, 2008
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backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
by Justin Wilkinson July 28, 2008
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preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)
After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts
by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007
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preacher-dick

The penis of high ranked spiritual leader. Know to be of the highest class of penis.
Ive had a bed dry spell, I need to get some of that good preacher-dick.

*BURP* that was some good preacher -dick.
by Redlogger October 24, 2019
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