Pool Noodling

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

by labraptor December 3, 2022

Jordan Poole Effect

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

by mommkller December 17, 2022

The Jordan Poole Effect

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

niggers in a pool

When somebody shits in the toilet

Oh look, there is some niggers in a pool.

by Lee keybum April 14, 2017

Panama City Pool Party

When you take a poop in a toilet and proceed to jerk off and ejaculate in the same toilet before flushing.

Bro 1:Dude i just went to drain the tank in your bathroom, but there is a Panama City Pool Party going on in there!!

Bro 2: aww man I musta forgot to flush during my pre party ritual!

Bro 1: yeah man I turned the fan on cuz that bathroom was smelling like straight Jankem bro

by Mista krabs March 20, 2020

Tuscan Pool Party

When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water

"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"

by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014

Pool Hop

To jump into a pool that is not your own and escape before po po come. This act was very popular circa 1975, but has faded as of late. The few and the proud who keep this teenage tradition alive should be honored.

"I pool hopped fitty houses last week!"

by Danye June 16, 2005