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postamory

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.
I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!
by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010
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anarcho-posadism

Don't even get me started on how cool it is.
...and don't even get me started on Anarcho-Posadism!
by Altair73 May 25, 2020
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POSIMOSH

Expressing one's emotion through dance at a heavy rock concert. Using violent and frenzied movements whilst showing complete respect and courtesy to those around you. You're all there for the same reason- enjoyment and fun.
-not being a douche bag.
*at a local show*
bob- hey, see that meat head slamming into everyone in the pit?

jim- yeah, what an asshole.

bob- let's get our posimosh on and enjoy the rest of the show with our friends.

jim- good plan, I have respect for those around me.
by xedx_moshtache July 12, 2011
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relationship postmortem

the sometimes awkward talk after a break-up or DTR where the parties involved review the cause of death of the relationship.
I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.
by verbalkenttx August 5, 2011
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douche o potamus

Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.

1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.

3. One with an intolerable personality.
Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.
by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010
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postmates

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....
Hey man, can you postmates us some food?
by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017
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postmarital pussy pay

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.
First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021
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