1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
by bigempty January 2, 2009
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too many to name.
too many to name.
by _bang December 28, 2005
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1) In my area, a poptart is a word to describe those who are bent on the new culture of music, Pop being the leading, closely followed by any R&B or Hip Hop artists. As in they only listen to their type of music and bash any other type of music they listen to. They tend to have no reguard for other types of music, and continue their violent rampage on making 'their' type of music the 'number one'.
2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.
2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.
1) Person number one: Hey! Have you checked out that System of a Down CD?
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!
2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!
2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.
by Took December 28, 2005
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2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...
2) A deadly weapon that can be filled with many different poisons (ex: mercury), and given to "friends" for revenge...
"They should've thought twice about laughing at me...but now it's too late...I shall use the poptarts, and kill all of those bastards...insert insane laughing here"
by Kaomi April 11, 2003
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by DaddyBarnacle January 9, 2022
Get the Poptart mug.One of the many attempts to create an N-word like term to describe white people. Essentially, whenever a white person is acting ignorant or foolish, or simply too white, one may call them a poptart.
Damn, theres more poptarts in here than a fucking kellogs factory!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!
by poptarts anonymous January 8, 2011
Get the Poptart mug.basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.
by C Star August 3, 2005
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